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I'm the one pumping every ounce of magic i have into you.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde.
Well, these clouds sure spell doom for all TVs out there... (And here's the secret subliminal message of the picture: KILL YOUR TV! JUST GET RID OF THE DAMN THING!)
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Beauty always comes with dark thoughts...
-- Tuomas Holopainen
great band
last album sux
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Maybe a Mystic - With Fortunes to Tell...
Surrender My Coin at the Old Wishing Well...
Maybe the Stars will Align in the Night...
To Show Me the Path that is Right...
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Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!
visit me @ [link]
*Ex-po-zure ~Blacks-and-Whites =Click-It =Photo-Hut *RestlessPhotographer
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Moving things - Fascinate me
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i see colors no one else can see*
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"Mulder, toads just fell from the sky!"
"I guess their parachutes failed."
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I read once that the ancient Egyptians had 50 words for sand and the Eskimos had 100 words for snow. I wish I had 1,000 words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep and there are no words for that
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